You're Good, just like me!

Uncle Jasper's Web Page of Good Things!

They're not just a good band, they're also a good band!

Uncle Jasper's babies have their own pages! Jasper is named after me.

But there's more to being good then just being good! You also have to force other people to be good! And if they don't, you have to be ExTRa GooD and BeAt ThEm WiTH ChAINs!!! MaKE ThEm JuST LiKE YOU!!! WHY WoN'T My FathER JuST LisTeN to mE? I Speak through the crowbar now. The crowbar loves me. Why won't they just give the crowbar back???